Cannabis culture is rich with quirky traditions, legends, and, of course, myths! Whether you've been part of the community for years or you're new to the scene, chances are you've heard some pretty wild claims about weed. Some are so outrageous you can’t help but laugh, while others have been passed down through generations like ancient stoner folklore. At Brothers With Glass, we’ve seen it all—from wild smoking methods to herbal enhancements that supposedly guarantee a “perfect high.” So, buckle up as we dive into some of the funniest cannabis myths that, at one point or another, we’ve probably all believed.
Eating Mangoes Makes You Higher
You’ve heard this one, right? Supposedly, eating a mango before smoking will supercharge your high. The logic behind this myth stems from the terpene *myrcene*, which mangoes are packed with. Myrcene is also found in some cannabis strains and is rumored to help cannabinoids cross the blood-brain barrier faster.
Does it work? Not really! While myrcene does exist in both cannabis and mangoes, there’s no concrete evidence that eating mangoes before a sesh will make your high more intense. At most, you’ll just have a sweet snack to complement your smoke. But hey, if you *think* it’s working—more power to you! The placebo effect is real, and that mango probably tastes amazing right about now.
The Higher You Hold the Joint, the Higher You Get
We’ve all seen it at a party or a smoke circle—the friend who raises their joint as high in the air as possible, claiming the elevation will get them higher. This myth likely comes from a misunderstanding of altitude and its effect on oxygen levels. The theory? The higher up you go (say, a mountain), the less oxygen there is, which could make you feel more lightheaded and, therefore, “higher.”
Reality check: Unless you're scaling Mount Everest, holding your joint a few inches higher isn’t going to change anything—except maybe your arm muscles after a while. But we love the enthusiasm!
If You Don’t Cough, You’re Not Doing It Right
Remember your first time coughing uncontrollably after a big hit and someone telling you, “If you don’t cough, you’re not getting high enough!”? It’s one of the oldest cannabis myths around. The idea here is that coughing somehow forces more THC into your bloodstream, leading to a stronger high.
In reality, coughing is just your body’s way of saying, “That hit was way too big!” While coughing can sometimes feel like part of the process, it doesn’t actually boost your high. So next time someone starts hacking up a lung, you can assure them they’re not achieving some next-level enlightenment—just good old-fashioned irritation. This can happen when using pretty much any kind of pipe, hand pipes, bongs, dab rigs, bubblers even joints can all get you coughing big time if you take to big of a hit.
Holding Your Hit Makes You Higher
Ah, the classic “hold it in, man” advice. Many believe that holding your breath after taking a hit gives your body more time to absorb THC, intensifying your high. The thinking is that the longer the smoke stays in your lungs, the more THC gets into your bloodstream, making your high that much stronger.
The truth? You’re wasting your breath—literally. THC absorption happens quickly, within the first few seconds of inhalation. Holding your hit longer doesn’t increase the amount of THC your body absorbs; it just starves your brain of oxygen, which can make you feel lightheaded. So, while you *might* feel a bit woozy, it’s not because you’re higher—it’s because your brain is asking for air. So feel free to exhale and enjoy your smoke without the unnecessary lung workout.
Only Certain Lighters Work for Weed
The myth: If you're not using a Bic lighter, are you even a stoner? Some people swear that only certain lighters will give you the best smoking experience. The truth? As long as it creates a flame, your lighter's brand or color doesn’t matter.
Sure, maybe your friend always has that lucky green lighter, but the fact is, the fire doesn’t care about branding. That said, losing lighters is practically a stoner tradition—so go ahead and stock up (we all know the lighter gremlins are real).
Smoking Seeds Gives You a Headache
For years, stoners have been warned about accidentally burning a seed, with the dire consequence of an instant headache. The idea that cannabis seeds contain some kind of migraine-inducing chemical has floated around since forever.
Truth bomb: While seeds won’t make your high any better (or worse), they’re not going to trigger a headache either. They do, however, taste terrible when burned, which is likely where this myth originated. Best to just avoid seeds for the sake of flavor and quality! Now if you opt to take a big bong hit of just seeds you might experience different results.
You Can “Sweat Out” THC
Ever heard of someone trying to detox from THC by hitting the sauna or sweating it out at the gym? The myth is that by sweating, you can flush THC from your system faster. Sorry to break it to you, but THC is fat-soluble, not water-soluble, meaning sweating won’t help you “detox” any faster.
However, the placebo effect strikes again! If a good workout or sauna session makes you *feel* cleaner, go for it—just don’t expect it to save you from a last-minute drug test.
The Moon Phases Affect Your High
This one’s for the astrology fans out there. According to some, smoking under a full moon will get you higher than usual. Apparently, the moon’s gravitational pull is strong enough to influence your body’s response to cannabis. Sounds mystical, right?
As magical as it may seem, there’s no science to back this up. But if smoking under a full moon makes your experience feel extra special, we’re all for it! Just remember to blame any weird vibes on Mercury retrograde, not the weed.
Cannabis is Harmless
Many new smokers believe that cannabis is completely harmless, but while it’s generally safer than substances like alcohol or tobacco, it's not without risks. One common effect of high-THC strains is anxiety or paranoia, especially for new users or those who consume too much. Starting with a low dose can help avoid this uncomfortable experience.
Cannabis can also impair short-term memory and motor skills, which is why it’s important not to drive or operate heavy machinery while high. For regular users, cannabis can lead to tolerance, requiring more to feel the same effects, and in some cases, psychological dependence.
Smoking cannabis frequently may irritate the lungs and airways, potentially causing issues like chronic bronchitis. Vaporizing or consuming edibles are healthier alternatives to reduce respiratory harm. Although rare, heavy long-term use can even lead to Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome (CHS), causing recurring nausea and vomiting.
Lastly, while cannabis is a natural plant, that doesn’t mean it’s completely risk-free. Some individuals, particularly those predisposed to mental health conditions, may experience exacerbated symptoms or psychotic episodes from high doses of THC.
While cannabis is relatively safe when used responsibly, new users should be mindful of its potential effects and approach it with care. Start slow, know your limits, and enjoy responsibly!
Cannabis culture has always had its fair share of myths, from wild smoking rituals to laughable detox methods. But that’s part of what makes the cannabis community so fun—there’s always a good story to share. Next time you hear one of these hilarious myths, have a chuckle, light up, and remember that at Brothers With Glass, we’re here to provide the facts (and the glass!) to make your cannabis experience legendary.
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